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-- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey guy. good to see you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys are a good crowd, i'm excited about you guys. you guys -- we have "the situation" from "jersey shore" on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i'm very excited. i don't know about you, but i am totally d.t.i.h. down to interview him. [ laughter ] that's right, "the situation" is here. we're gonna talk about the economy. we're gonna talk about wikileaks. we're gonna talk about education reform. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we're gonna fist pump. ♪ they're about to get into it, yeah. no fist pumping on show the
tonight. [ audience aws ] what's that, we can? awesome. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. hey, you guys, this is very interesting. the census announced that over the last ten years, the u.s. population grew by roughly 30 million people. when i heard that, i was like, "por que?" [ laughter ] check this out. i heard that charlie sheen will guest star as a zombie on the next season of amc's show, "the walking dead." yep. he'll roam the streets, terrorize locals, and completely trash a building. then he'll start filming his appearance on "the walking dead." [ laughter ] it's gonna be good. [ cheers and applause ] i'm excited about that. that's right, charlie sheen is gonna play a zombie. it'll be the first time in his
life that he's attracted to someone for their brains. [ laughter ] that'll be such a stretch. this is kind of weird. there's a medical marijuana store in california that apparently makes home deliveries. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, i think that's called a dealer. i mean, i could be wrong. that exists, right? that's right, a medical marijuana store that delivers to your house. they have a pretty good deal for stoners. if they don't get there in 30 minutes, you completely forget what you were waiting for in the first place. so, it's a good -- [ laughter ] -- pretty good deal. [ applause ] [ applause ] oh, this is a weird story. i don't know what to make of this story. this week, a man in australia married his 5-year-old labrador. that's just wrong, yeah. i mean, you can't make a big decision like that when you're only 5 years old, right? [ light laughter ]
-- a man married his dog. i mean, they -- then they drove away in a car with a sign on the back that said, "just did something weird." [ laughter ] and i just thought that was cute. a little cute, i guess. and finally, i read that ups is now requiring customers to show a photo i.d. when they ship something. yeah, it's just like the tsa. first, they check your i.d., then they check your package. ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show. [ laughter ] give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whoa! we've got a great show for you guys tonight and a great crowd to be here to enjoy it with. from the new film, "the fighter," a terrific actress, the lovely amy adams is here. [ cheers and applause ] one of our favorites. beautiful. also, we've got a situation from "jersey shore." mike "the situation" sorrentino is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great comedian, actor.
whoa! whoa! whoa! something's hiding up there. there you go. that's a nice one. that's a good one. all right, now, let's see who's gonna receive tonight's sweater. everyone, look at the number on your arm rest to your right. if i call your number, you're going home with a christmas sweater. here we go. [ drum roll ] who wants me to pick their number? who -- [ cheers and applause ] i like it, 'cause one guy thought about it. he's like, "ah -- okay." [ laughter ] 236! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] come on over. come on over. ♪ how you doing? here, this is for you. what is your name? >> corrie. >> jimmy: corrie? well, you must be so excited. [ laughter ] >> i am. >> jimmy: you're kind of swallowing your excitement right now, 'cause i see you already
have a sweater. >> um-huh. >> jimmy: yeah, do you wear a lot of christmas sweaters? >> no. >> jimmy: no? there's always the first, right? i mean, this is something magical, wonderful. can you think of another adjective? >> beautiful. >> jimmy: yes! [ laughter ] that's the word i was missing, yeah. "beautiful." no way you would try it on right now, would you? [ cheers and applause ] i think it'll look really nice. what are you talking about? [ laughter ] there you go. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. ♪ you fit in that beautifully. you look fantastic. thank you so much. congratulations. happy holiday. give our winner a round of applause! we'll be right back with "hashtags," you guys!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. she really enjoyed that sweater. i could just tell. [ laughter ] you loving it up there? are you staying warm? i can see you without the lights on, even. isn't that weird? [ laughter and applause ] i love that you left it on. you look gorgeous. you look stunning. yeah. everybody, it's time for "late night hashtags." here we go. ♪ hashtags, hashtags hashtags, hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: these are our lists on twitter where we give you the topic and you send in the tweets. so, last night, i went on twitter. i started a hashtag called "keep your pants on." you know, i asked you guys at home to tweet out something that makes you want to yell at someone, "hey, buddy, relax. keep your pants on." tons of tweets came in. i fact -- this is true -- within an hour, it was already a worldwide trending topic. it still was, as of this afternoon, so thank you so much
to everyone that tweeted in. now, here are some of my favorite "keep your pants on" tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one is from @kamekolee. she says, "standing as soon as the seat belt light dings ain't gonna make the wait to get off the plane any shorter #keepyourpantson" [ laughter ] i hate when people do that. sit down. this one's from albert schnauzer. [ light laughter ] he says, "wife's parents are over for dinner but i'm in the bathroom with 10 pages left in the final harry potter book. #keepyourpantson" [ laughter ] that is ridiculous. you shouldn't make people wait. [ applause ] this one's from t_jo24. he says, "boss calls me @ 1:05, says 'where are you? your shift started at 1', i'm like 'bitch u know im always 20 minutes late!' #keepyourpantson" [ laughter ] what? how is -- how is that an excuse?
"bitch, you know i'm always 20 minutes late!" that's not an excuse at all. this one's from weezbag. she says, "sharing ur space in the revolving door with a stranger. one more spin and this could've been all yours, dude! #keepyourpantson" [ laughter ] just wait till it goes all the way around. this one is from nintendom. i get it. he says, "yes, i found your damn cat, and i'll return it when i'm good and ready. #keepyourpantson" [ laughter ] that's weird. that's a little creepy. this one's from asinnertakesall. he says, "why u keep asking me whose name i got, it's called secret santa bitch!! #keepyourpantson" [ laughter ] he's in the holiday spirit. he's in the holiday spirit. this one's from @lumberknight.
he says, "fat squirrel in the park eyeing my little debbie oatmeal creampie #keepyourpantson" [ light laughter ] talking to a squirrel. this one's from @richfrederick75. he says, "just saw a kid pressing the crosswalk button like he knew the answer to the jeopardy question. #keepyourpantson" [ laughter ] this last one's from habichuela. she says, "pardon me, holiday shopper, i can't make this line move faster. also, spooning me from behind will not help. #keepyourpantson" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there you have it, you guys. those are tonight's "late night hashtags." to check out all of these and more of our favorites, go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com. we'll be right back with amy adams. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ here, take the card. you go to the shops... i'll meet you at the gate.
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the one and only paul mccartney is going to be here tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] i'm very excited about that. [ applause ] i'm nervous about that. also, the super funny and talented nick cannon will be stopping by as well. i love him. [ cheers and applause ] see you back here tomorrow night -- that's going to be super fun. maybe all of us, maybe we'll just reunite the beatles. and ringo coming by. >> qwestlove: yeah -- >> jimmy: why not? >> qwestlove: yeah. let's do it. >> jimmy: with the roots -- let's do it. we'll make them fist pump. ♪ our first guest is a two-time oscar nominee who starred in the hits "julie and julia," "doubt" and "enchanted." starting friday, you can see her in the critically acclaimed movie "the fighter." please welcome back to the show, the lovely, the talented amy adams! ♪ [ applause ] ♪ ♪ love her!
>> jimmy: amy adams, you look gorgeous. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back to the show. >> of course -- i always love being here. >> jimmy: oh, you're so nice. >> the one time that i was here. >> jimmy: yeah -- it was good, though. we had fun. last time you were here you were pregnant. >> i was. >> jimmy: you have a beautiful, beautiful, little baby back there. >> thank you, thank you so much. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, what is her name? >> aviana. >> jimmy: aviana. >> aviana. >> jimmy: interesting name -- i never heard aviana. >> yeah we -- i didn't know that it wasn't a real name. we had been calling her avi, which is a man's name meaning "of the father" -- i believe. and that wasn't gonna work, so aviana. >> jimmy: you just added "ana" to the end of it. >> we decided to do ana -- if you put ana on the end of anything, i think it's a girl's name. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she's beautiful though, i mean, wow. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how old is she now? >> she's coming up on 7 months. >> jimmy: gosh, she's beautiful. >> thank you. >> jimmy: beautiful blue eyes and -- oh my gosh, a perfect, little baby. >> thanks -- that's awesome. >> jimmy: is she a good baby? >> she's a really good baby. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> she's really good. >> jimmy: sleeping and all that stuff? >> she's doing well, yeah. she did great on the plane ride here. which is always -- it's always nerve wracking bringing a baby onto the plane. >> jimmy: yeah. >> 'cause everyone is giving you the stink eye. [ laughter ] you know, thinking -- and you're like, "keep your pants on." >> jimmy: you're going to have
to try and -- [ laughter ] exactly. >> keep your pants on! [ applause ] >> jimmy: we've got to talk about "the fighter." wow, great job on this movie. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you did such a good job. was it a true story? >> it is. it's a true story based on mickey ward and sort of his struggle to become the champion and sort of him dealing with this family and there was some dysfunction -- >> jimmy: yeah and his brother -- >> like everybody. >> jimmy: his brother was -- christian bale -- >> christian bale plays dickey. dickie eklund -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> who was a fighter as well. and he sort of -- when we see him in the film, he kind of has a drug problem. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, my god. i mean it is -- >> yeah, he's fantastic, isn't he? >> jimmy: emaciated and -- >> everybody -- >> jimmy: it's just like. >> melissa leo -- mark wahlberg. >> jimmy: everybody in the movie is fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, mark wahlberg plays the fighter. and you've got a great boston accent. >> thank you. >> jimmy: is this set in lowell, mass? >> lowell, massachusetts. >> jimmy: lowell, massachusetts. >> yeah. >> jimmy: very cool. and did you go and shoot it there? >> we did shot all in lowell on location and it was great. cause the town knows these brothers. and they were so excited and it was -- cool. >> jimmy: were they helpful? did you get to meet your character that you played? >> i did get to meet charlene.
yeah, and -- i was scared of her. 'cause i figured if she's anything like how i was playing her, then i should be scared of her. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> she was really nice, but she -- she's pretty fierce. she was very generous with me though. >> jimmy: yeah, you do get a little tough, cause you -- >> i get a little tough. >> jimmy: your other roles, i mean you've played a nun. >> yeah. >> jimmy: right? i mean -- right? >> how'd i approach the nun the same way i approached this character would not of -- >> jimmy: no. >> the smackdown with meryl streep. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. but how was -- the director was good with you? was it david o. russell? >> david o. russel, yeah. >> jimmy: he's amazing. >> he's amazing. he's so much fun to work with. >> jimmy: yeah, the fight scenes are so realistic in this movie. you feel like -- mark wahlberg's getting really punched around. >> he is getting punched around. >> jimmy: oh! >> he is. yeah. he's taking some -- some hits. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: is he okay? >> yeah. i think so. >> jimmy: he was bloody. i mean is that real? >> he gave it -- no, the blood isn't real. but -- >> yeah, but, he got smacked around. it was crazy. >> oh, yeah. i wouldn't want to punch mark wahlberg because you'll get it back. i mean he's -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, no, no, no. i don't want to -- i just want to put that out there. >> he's awesome. >> jimmy: i don't want to punch mark wahlberg. >> yes, don't punch mark wahlberg. [ laughter ] want to shake his hand or dance with him or something -- or anything he wants to do, yeah. >> me, too! yeah. >> jimmy: he seems like a nice guy, though. >> he's a really nice guy. >> jimmy: but there's some tense moments in the -- and deep stuff in that -- in that.
>> yeah. >> jimmy: you've got a good, meaty role there. >> yeah, it's -- >> jimmy: did you scrap out to the other box? were you into boxing at all? >> boxing makes me nervous -- when i'm watching it. i did i had to learn to box. because david o. russell told me that i looked like a girl who couldn't throw a punch. and then i wanted to punch him and i thought that wasn't -- the way to approach it. >> jimmy: punch your director, yeah. >> yeah. i wanted to prove to him i could punch. but -- >> jimmy: you got a violent streak now? yeah. >> i do. >> jimmy: exactly. >> i think this character put it in me. >> jimmy: i'm just teasing -- yeah, yeah, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but i mean now cause this thing is -- when you see this, you guys -- you're -- you're gonna freak out. i think -- you're really gonna enjoy it. for you guys to see, here's a clip from the movie here. here's amy adams. >> all we ever wanted for you was to be world champion. >> mickey's a grown man. he can think for himself. >> shut your mouth. skank. >> don't call me skank. i'll yank that nasty hair right out of your head. >> i'm his mother -- and his manager. >> you're not my manager anymore. and i'm not waiting for dickie, okay? i'm not getting any younger. >> who's looking after you, sweetheart? oh, come on. i know you don't understand it,
but i had nine kids. and i love every one of you the same. >> you've got a funny way of showing it letting him get beat up, letting him get his hand broken. >> you're crazy! mickey is my baby! [ indistinct shouting ] >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. i'm like yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! >> thank you. >> jimmy: "don't you ever call me skank." >> don't you ever. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you're phenomenal. it's such a great job. and i -- oh, my god. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: really, really was not you in that movie at all. >> thank you. >> jimmy: so really, really good -- in a good way. >> thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in an acting way. last time you were here, you were -- we played a random karaoke game. >> we -- we did. >> jimmy: yeah, it was very fun. >> it was awesome. >> jimmy: yeah, well this one has -- i wonder if you wanted to play it again. we'll do maybe holiday themed random karaoke? >> okay. >> jimmy: is that good? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay, here you go. here, cover your mic. >> just have to sing along though -- that's good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay.
>> i'm never wearing reasonable shoes when i come here either. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you really -- you really go for -- yeah. well, you like to test yourself. >> i do. >> jimmy: i was going to wear the same ones. so, that's perfect. [ laughter ] >> you can borrow them later. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now we're wearing different. all right here we go. >> all right. >> jimmy: so we have a bunch of holiday songs and whatever comes up, we got to do it. ready? >> okay. >> jimmy: here we go. [ popping noise ] >> qwestlove: one -- >> jimmy: all right -- good. >> all good? >> jimmy: yeah, andy williams. ♪ ♪ it's the most wonderful time of the year ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ with the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you be of good cheer ♪ >> jimmy: everyone says that to me. ♪ it's the most wonderful time of the year ♪ ♪ it's the hap happiest season of all ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's those holiday greetings and gay happy
meetings when friends come to call ♪ ♪ it's the hap happiest season of all ♪ >> jimmy: all right, let's give it up, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] [ popping noise ] very nice. >> uh-oh. >> jimmy: this is you, i think. >> you're not going to join me on this? >> jimmy: i'll help -- maybe. >> you should join, for sure. ♪ ♪ santa baby, slip a sable under the tree for me i've been an awful ♪ ♪ good girl santa baby hurry down the chimney tonight ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: see i didn't do this -- you got to.
♪ santa baby a convertible too light blue i'll wait up for you ♪ ♪ santa baby hurry down the chimney tonight ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very, very nice. [ cheers and applause ] beautiful. [ popping noise ] what else you got? i'll do this one. he's going to be on tomorrow. better not be watching. >> we'll do this one for him. >> jimmy: yeah, hope he's not watching. ♪ ♪ the mood is right the spirit's up we're here tonight and that's enough ♪ ♪ simply having a wonderful christmastime ♪ >> jimmy: everybody! ♪ simply having a wonderful christmastime ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you guys, "the fighter" is in select cities friday. and everywhere december 17th. [ cheers and applause ] amy adams. [ cheers and applause ] mike "the situation" sorrentino joins us next. there he is in the bud light lime green room. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ dad ] here's my new windows phone. see these live tiles? they update all the time. this one's got everyone i know in one place. so without fumbling through a bunch of apps, i can see what they're up to... quickly post that i care... and my phone's back in my pocket.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our next guest tonight is one of the stars of mtv's smash hit reality series "jersey shore." he's got a book out. it's entitled "here's the situation," a guide to creeping on chicks, avoiding grenades and getting in your gtl on the jersey shore." [ cheers ] put it together for mike, sorrentino a.k.a. "the situation!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪
>> what's up, brother? how are you? >> jimmy: so good to see you. now do i call you -- just wide -- wide stance right there. [ laughter ] can't get much wider, you know. can't get much wider there. how are you, buddy. >> i'm doing great. >> jimmy: do i call you, mike, do i call you the situation, sich? >> i mean it really -- it really depends on -- you know -- >> jimmy: the vibe? >> the -- yeah the vibe. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah -- so -- >> it could be sich, situation -- mr. situation. >> mr. situation. yeah. is there -- you -- this book is very informative, i should say. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is a -- [ laughter ] >> i -- you know, i spent many, many nights writing that. >> jimmy: yeah, and working on it here. you did have some good things in here like to shave, stay shaved. the gym, tan, laundry. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have my favorite which i do love is the fist pump. >> yeah. >> jimmy: there's variations. >> yeah, there are variations. you know, what, it's just really a light-hearted look at i guess so to speak that gtl lifestyle
that's kind of took -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> life this year, so to speak. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely, now, you -- the fist pump, i should say is when the music's pumping -- >> i heard you know how to fist pump. >> jimmy: dude, i'm so into the fist pump. it's my favorite. [ laughter ] i am a big fan of "the situation." [ cheers and applause ] i got to say. [ cheers and applause ] and i do -- ♪ ♪ >> how do you do it? now do you -- do you fist pump -- do you fist pump anymore or refuse to do it? do you get paid too much money to do it, you're like i only do it for money? >> you know what? i will actually do a little fist pumping depending on the moment. and it has to be, you know, like club music or some sort of beat like that. and you really were going for the moment. i mean if you saw his face, he was going for it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you saw my face -- i hope that you saw my face. >> it was awkward. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: look at this, though -- here though. this is the one going -- [ laughter ] >> you're fist pumping -- it's a downward fist pump. yeah. >> jimmy: i mean that's --
>> yeah, that looks like it. >> jimmy: flat-liner -- [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: in a downward pump. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and the overhead. did you do it the illustrations as well? >> well, you know what? i really wanted to inform the public -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's good. >> i really wanted to inform the public as much as i could. >> jimmy: what's the downward one? >> i mean you really want to start low, you know. start low. >> jimmy: i go low or the pump goes low? [ laughter ] do i stand low? >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: you and me hang out -- we're at a club -- >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and the music is jamming out. >> yeah -- >> jimmy: we both just get low. [ rhythmic pounding ] >> we both go like this, all right. we like this -- we're low. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] then we go up. okay. this way. like that. ♪ [ cheers ] okay, and then you stop? >> jimmy: and then that's it? and the fist and the deejay out. >> usually you're going -- you're going back to the hotel at that point. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's all stuff like that -- it's all in this book. it's really good -- it's really fun. this is one of three books. you're putting out three books. >> yeah. you know what, pretty much we started with the autobiography first. and -- [ laughter ] and then in the middle of all that -- >> jimmy: you have an interesting life. i mean what -- now what -- because before this even went down before you became the situation, you were -- you were
mike. >> yes. >> jimmy: and were -- [ laughter ] you were kind of out of a job -- >> yeah, you know what? >> jimmy: living with mom and dad. >> yeah, you know what, i came across hard times. and -- >> jimmy: what were you? what was your job? >> i was actually a mortgage broker. >> jimmy: okay. >> and -- [ laughter ] a -- so to speak. and -- [ laughter ] yeah, right? >> jimmy: that is fantastic. it's so good. >> see, i was actually pretty good. i had the house, the car, the dog, the picket fence. >> jimmy: everything. >> and then next thing you know it -- "the situation" happens. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] well i mean what -- you skipped something there for me. [ laughter ] [ applause ] what happened? like how did -- did you take a pill or something? >> no, no. >> jimmy: or did you -- [ laughter ] >> no, no. [ applause ] >> is it like -- did a spider bite you? what happened? [ applause ] [ laughter ] how did you become this -- >> well -- what happened was i actually went into a tanning bed one day and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: radioactive tanning bed.
>> and i came out and next thing you know it, i was "the situation." >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean that -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> was that's what happened. >> jimmy: you went like you were on shows and auditions -- you were modeling? >> yeah. what really happened, the housing market, you know, you know, fell below -- >> jimmy: sure. >> and i lost my job. and no money, i lost the house and everything. and -- i sat back. and i was like, you know, like what am i going to do with my life, you know? and at that particular point, i said, you know what, let me start, you know, taking some shots. and i always dreamed of, you know, being in show biz or, or just modeling or -- and so on and so forth. so, my first step was, you know, i sent some pictures into new york city. pretty much in my underwear pretty much. >> jimmy: yeah. just anywhere in new york city? like the mayor's office? [ laughter ] go to the mayor's office? >> no, no. >> jimmy: check this out, mr. bloomberg. i think you'll like this. >> no -- [ laughter ] they were -- they -- but -- >> jimmy: don't try that at home, kids. yeah, i don't think it works that way. >> the modeling agencies, and then sooner than later, within a couple of weeks, i got a modeling contract and then i was i s noticed by vh1 within a
couple of weeks. i did a pilot and they came to "jersey shore" about eight months later. >> gosh -- and it exploded. i mean it became the biggest thing in the world. and i was always a fan of your character on the show. but you have a -- look -- now you got a dvd right here. >> oh yeah that -- look -- >> jimmy: it shows everyone how to get "the situation" abs. >> that's "the situation" right there. >> jimmy: that's you, yeah "the situation." you refer to yourself in the third person sometimes? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: look at this -- you're on "men's fitness." look at this, buddy. you're doing it up. >> yeah, you know, what right now, i've been very busy. and i'm just been fortunate enough to be, you know, somewhat busy. but -- >> jimmy: very busy. >> enjoying the moment right now. >> the new season comes out january 6th, is it? >> yeah. "jersey shore" three. >> jimmy: can't wait for this. >> "jersey shore" three. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know i'm excited, too. [ cheers and applause ] are you guys -- are you back to jersey or are you in miami? >> we're back where it all started. >> jimmy: you're back in jersey. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh man, that's gonna be exciting. and it's snooki, it's j-woww and it's pauly d. >> yes, yes, it's everybody, and
there's actually a new cast member as well. >> jimmy: deanna. deanna is the new girl. >> yes. >> jimmy: does she have a nickname? >> you know what, she's just a ball of fun, i guess. >> jimmy: balls of fun. [ laughter ] that's a good nickname. we have a picture of her. and i was like oh, she's gonna fit right in. bingo. there you go. [ laughter ] it's going to work. [ cheers and applause ] i think it's going to work, you guys. [ applause ] she's like a mix of j-woww and snooki. look at this -- this is insane. >> yeah, right? >> jimmy: it's like a frankenstein monster created from snooki and j-woww. [ laughter ] it is fantastic -- i can't wait to meet this person. and you love her, she's great? >> oh, you know what, she's a nice girl. but i, you know, the season three is definitely -- it's almost like a movie. you know, one day, you know, you're gonna get some action. you're gonna get some drama, hook-ups, make-ups, break-ups, all that -- it's crazy. >> jimmy: yeah. do you hook up with her? >> i really can't say. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can give a hint. did somebody in the house hook up with her? you can say that.
>> i'm trying to think -- maybe -- you know i'm sure -- she definitely hooks up. but i'm just not positive who. >> jimmy: oh, come on -- you hooked up with her. [ laughter ] hey, look at this. this is in "us weekly" this is out this week. lookalikes of the week. me and -- [ laughter ] look at that. do i look like vinny? >> wow -- that's a situation. >> jimmy: yeah, that's pretty -- yeah. kind of interesting right there. we kind of look like brothers, i guess. >> yeah, that's pretty cool. >> jimmy: do you have favorites in there, or now you just feel like family with everybody? >> you're talking about the cast? >> jimmy: yeah, the cast -- yeah. >> oh, yeah, you know what we're -- >> jimmy: people in general. i mean, yes. [ laughter ] do you have a favorite of anything? what an awful question. it's like ice cream. [ laughter ] >> you know what, we are all friends, so to speak. >> jimmy: i thought you and pauly d. had a thing. >> yeah, me and him are definitely very close. also, me and snooks. but we all talk, you know, throughout the off-season, you know, texts and e-mails. you know, we send fist pumps back and forth, you know. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. [ laughter ] like smoke signals.
absolutely, yeah. i have an idea for this -- for this next season. have you filmed it already? >> for number four you're saying? >> jimmy: yeah. >> no that would probably -- if there was gonna be a number four, which there -- i think there may be, that would be filmed in like two months, three months. >> jimmy: i think this. i think you grow your hair out. [ laughter ] hair on -- natural -- nat sach. [ laughter ] nat sach. >> wait, wait. what hair am i growing out? >> jimmy: yeah, the hair that you probably you wax your chest or something, right? >> oh no, no, i shave. >> jimmy: you shave your chest? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you ought to let it grow, like a beard. [ laughter ] >> you -- >> jimmy: like a chest beard. >> you don't shave your chest? >> jimmy: oh no. no. [ laughter ] >> oh, i didn't. >> jimmy: no, i'm nat sach. [ laughter ] i'm a real man. a real man's man. [ laughter ] i'm like a lumber jack. [ laughter ] >> he's au natural. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like that. [ cheers and applause ] >> right? >> jimmy: you grow it out. grow a crazy beard. you get fat, you get fat, you get weird. >> should i put gel in the beard? >> jimmy: no, you don't just do
that. you just get weird one season. [ laughter ] and then we go what the heck happened? i miss "the situation" i used to love the hairless dude that used to come out and be awesome. and then -- and then you shake it all off and surprise everybody at like -- >> number five. >> jimmy: the number five, yeah. when the movie comes out in 3-d or something like that. [ laughter ] it'd be fantastic. i'm a huge fan of you. because this year they just kept cutting to you like you had all the reaction shots. snooki would drop something. i dropped all the food or something. and it was like, yeah, whatever. but then they would cut to you. you had a great reaction. you're like -- [ laughter ] i'm like, come on. you weren't reacting that hard, i mean -- you were anything would happen the door would ring. ding-dong. [ gasp ] [ laughter ] pulling your sunglasses -- and like it was the most amazing thing. it was my favorite move of all time. i gotta say i'm a big fan of you, buddy. te very perceptive of i was what was going on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you've helped out the editors a lot. yeah, yeah, yeah. but they kept cutting to you after every reaction shot. i'm like they gotta cut to "the situation." >> i remember you -- i think you
described me as mr. roper of some sort. >> jimmy: yeah, mr. furley. yeah, you were the mr. furley from "three's company." [ laughter ] he'd come through the window like -- huh? huh? [ laughter ] and that was -- [ laughter ] that was the move where i go he's genius. he's television royalty. >> did you get "the situation workout" yet? >> jimmy: yes i did get "the situation workout." i just got it though. [ laughter ] haven't had a chance to really use it yet. >> they told me you were working out back stage to it. >> jimmy: yeah, something like that. >> a little fist pumping. >> jimmy: that was fist pumping. but i did not get the workout move yet. but i'm going to get on it. how long is this? how long is it, the whole thing? >> oh, the whole thing? >> jimmy: yeah, do i watch the whole movie? >> no, no. well actually, you can you really can go at your own pace pretty much. >> jimmy: you can? >> yeah, pretty much. >> jimmy: come back and do it if parts. >> if this is your first time working out, pretty much, you know, you can do it section by section, body part by body part. or you can do the whole workout all at once. and are you ready for it? >> jimmy: yeah -- no. [ laughter ] yeah, if you want to, i can do this workout. i will never look like this
ever. well, 'cause i don't wax. [ laughter ] but, besides that, i will never have -- i have one ab. [ laughter ] i found one. and it turns out just i have a hernia. [ laughter ] and so i just gotta get it -- [ laughter ] it's awful. i just gotta go see a doctor. dude, you're the best. i want you to come back whenever. congratulations, pal. >> thank you so much, man. >> jimmy: tune in to watch this january 6th. mike sorrentino, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] his book is called "here's the situation." coming up you next, comedian adam ferrara. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ man ] i love you guys. [ laughs ] i mean, just, you know, the whole heist thing. just putting jewels in teddy bears. this guy's wearing a wire the whole time. right? look at that! he's wearing a wire! [ laughs ] all right, let's do this. all right? before my wife changes her mind. go. [ male announcer ] your favorite movies right when you want them. watch unlimited tv episodes and movies instantly through your game console or other devices,
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. you know our next guest as a regular on the hit fx show, "rescue me." he's now one of the host's of history's new show, "top gear." he's also one of my favorite stand up comedians. please welcome the very funny adam ferrara, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, thank you so much. let me ask you a question. is anyone visiting from out of town? come to see our city? you have? yes. [ cheers and applause ] i want to thank you personally for coming here and spending your money in this economy. getting better, have you heard? [ light laughter ] i'll give you one piece of good news about the economy going in
the toilet. the attitude at my bank is gone now. there used to be such an attitude. like, "sir, sir, i'm sorry, but this is the business line." [ light laughter ] "i'm so sorry, judy." that's all gone. now, the manager comes up like a greeter at walmart. he's like, "oh, we're so glad you're here." he's making a deposit! judy, judy! give him a lap dance. give him a lap dance. [ laughter ] [ applause ] he's making a deposit, judy." [ sigh ] "thank you for banking at chase. [ laughter ] i'd like to talk to you about our new six-month cd. [ laughter ] it's all part of the stimulus package." my mom's a little concerned, 'cause she's on that fixed
income and i try and calm her down, like, "mom, don't worry, the president --" "the president --" "mom, what's the matter with the president?" [ laughter ] "what?" "adam, the president is black." [ laughter ] i'm like, "mom, you don't have to whisper. he knows he's black." [ laughter ] and it's kind of unfortunate my mom has that thought, but, as long as it's there, i don't mind exploiting it for my own amusement. [ laughter ] i called her the other day, i go, "ma, did you see the news? in order to qualify for health care, we're all gonna have to play basketball. [ laughter ] can you box out with your hip? can you?" [ laughter ] i am so glad the roots are laughing right now. [ laughter ] i am so glad you guys got that. i was this close not to doing it, jimmy, but -- she's in a better mood now, my mom, 'cause i've -- i've given her some good news that i will share with you. i'm getting married.
[ cheers and applause ] yeah. i love this one. i know i -- did you ever love somebody so much you just -- you want to hit them with a shovel? have you -- [ laughter ] -- experienced that bipolar reaction to another human being? so, i went to buy the ring and the jeweler asked me a question i wasn't prepared for. she said, "what size is her hand?" "girl size, what --" [ light laughter ] "well, it's kind of important, 'cause the diamond should fit in proportion to her hand, so just get an idea." so that night, at dinner, i'm looking at her hand and i'm thinking, "oh, my god. [ laughter ] i'm marrying dan marino. [ laughter ] look at the mitts on this kid. [ laughter ] this is gonna cost me a fortune! is the left one bigger? what the hell is she, a fiddler crab? are you -- [ laughter ] great, now we're gonna have giant, left-handed children. 'daddy, why do i swim in a circle?'"
[ laughter and applause ] so now, i have to measure her hand -- secretly. "come on, baby. we're gonna make thanksgiving turkeys. come on." [ laughter ] you know what i ended up doing? when she was asleep, i took a picture of her hand, but i put a ruler in there for scale -- [ laughter ] like it was a crime scene photo. [ laughter ] i brought it back to the jeweler. she's like, "this is so creative of you! [ laughter ] this -- good thinking. good for you." i'm like, "really?" so i'd bought the appropriate ring size for her hand. i was so annoyed. i almost proposed to her like this, "here, put this on your flipper, you harbor seal." [ laughter and applause ] "i love you." "i love you, too.
we could've had a porsche for what this stupid thing costs. you're taking the kids to swimming lessons, 'cause i'm not answering this question all summer long." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you for clapping. i would have gotten in a lot of trouble if that joke bombed. [ laughter ] but she is very beautiful and i know i'm batting over my head. you know when you're out somewhere and you see a gorgeous-looking woman and you look at the guy she's with and you think to yourself, "how the hell did that guy get that girl?" i am that guy. [ laughter ] thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you can see adam live, thursday through saturday at the washington, d.c., improv. adam ferrara, everybody. we'll be right back. more with adam. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back with adam ferrara, who's one of the hosts of history's "top gear," sundays at 10:00 pm. congrats on that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, that's a hot show, buddy. >> it's a lot of fun and congratulations on everything. >> mike: oh, man, thank you. it's nice to meet you, man. >> yeah, good. and you've got -- i like your abs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they're very good, yes. >> he's got a situation -- i have an incident. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i have an understanding. i don't know what i have. [ laughter ] dude, people love you on "rescue me." >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: it's the last season. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, it's for the whole series. >> that's it, series wrap. i think it's gonna end on the 10th anniversary of september 11th, which is kind of poetic, so -- >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, i mean it's -- it's very heartfelt. i mean, that was a big thing. >> yeah, leary, tolan, and evan reilly -- the guys -- the writers that write the show -- they find comedy and it's the best acting gig you can get. you're doing funny, you're doing drama and it's all done in new york, where i live, so it's great. >> jimmy: yeah, it's fantastic and you got -- it's dennis -- you guys are going on tour right? the "rescue me" tour? >> yeah, hopefully there's another "rescue me" comedy tour, which is dennis leary, lenny clarke, kenny rogerson, myself, and the enablers, dennis' band. >> jimmy: the enablers, that's right. >> the enablers. >> jimmy: i forgot that's the name of his band. when i saw you guys last time with cam neely, "comics come home." >> yeah. >> jimmy: fun for the -- benefit for the cam neely foundation -- >> did you have a goode?